Outside the Tribe: Taking a Walk in Right Direction to Help the Great Cause Behind DHFS5K
By Chris Johnson on June 09, 2024

- First of all, there is something lost in the translation from kilometers to miles. Mile 1 of the DHFS5K is at least 17 miles, according to my hamstrings. Mile 2 is at least double the length of Mile 1. Mile 3, is actually not bad at all. So, again according to my hamstrings, a 5K is really about 52 miles. That of course means Saturday’s overall winner, Aidan Kneeland (with a time of 16:10.87) can run roughly three miles a minute. I realize that is impossible for a human being so I blame the metric system.
- People who are good at running and take it seriously, they show up for a race and run before it starts. Then after the race is over, they run some more. Insiders call this warming up and cooling down. I call it voluntary torture.
- Did you know there were hills on the 5K course? Not metaphorical hills to climb, I’m talking real-life in-person inclines. That hill right by Compton Park? I might as well of been scaling Mt. Everest.
- My time of 54:49.12, is also the pace one must run the course and be able to get to The Lunchbox Food Truck in time to secure an order of Filipino Eggrolls. Seriously, after I placed my order they came out and marked on their chalk board that there were sold out. I offer no apologies for getting the last ones because they were delicious.
- If you complete the DHFS5K course in my time of 54:49.12 you can do so while listening to Dokken’s new album, 1.5 times.
- Post-race, three is the number of cramps I’ve discovered in places I didn’t realize you could get cramps. The night is still young, that number could very well increase.
All joking aside (the deliciousness of the eggrolls is no joke, they are legit incredible) the Derek Hotsinpiller Fallen Stars 5K is not about the time it takes an out of shape sports writer to finish. It’s not about the times for anybody. It’s about remembering those who deserve to never be forgotten, it’s about honoring those who deserve to be honored.
Since it’s inception in 2011, the Derek Hotsinpiller Fallen Stars 5K has been an amazing event and one that finds a way to top itself the following year because of the vision, passion and relentless hard work of the race committee. There’s no doubt in my mind they will start meeting again in about a week and they will make next year’s race, which will be the 15th annual one on June 7, 2025, even better.
