By Heidi Nawrocki

 

The trees are trimmed, the cookies are baked, now it's time to don those ugly Christmas sweaters and join us on Sunday to buy the presents to be wrapped. Don't forget to bring a non-perishable food item as well for our yearly food drive. The weather looks to be warm and the coffee and Bloody Marys will be flowing.  Now, read on for our take on the Twelve Days of Christmas, BFM style!

 

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - two Jughead mugs and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - five pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - six scrumptious cupcakes, five pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - seven seasonal candles, six scrumptious cupcakes, fives pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - eight jars of jam, seven seasonal candles, six scrumptious cupcakes, fives pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - nine leather belts, eight jars of jam, seven seasonal candles, six scrumptious cupcakes, five pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - ten lovely poems, nine leather belts, eight jars of jam, seven seasonal candles, six scrumptious cupcakes, five pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - eleven pairs of mittens, ten lovely poems, nine leather belts, eight jars of jam, seven seasonal candles, six scrumptious cupcakes, five pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - twelve colorful macaroons, eleven herbal teas, ten lovely poems, nine leather belts, eight jars of jam, seven seasonal candles, six scrumptious cupcakes, five pairs of Pretty Pickle earrings, four bars of soap, three apple handpies, two Jughead mugs, and a bag of Quantum Bean Coffee.